I don’t know why heads are shocked that Dwight Howard’s baby mama Royce Reed was filmed participating at a pool party pussy popping contestant for free tickets to watch the Haylie Duff of the NBA play since I thought it was common knowledge that she would sell her soul for the last piece of 3-day old fat back melting away on the kitchen counter.  Holding tragic females to a high standard is a waste of time and energy, especially when you could be doing some hoe shit yourself.

Now get on your knees and scruuuub the ground. I got a $10 Sonic’s gift card on deck, and I’m ready to slide it down some butt cheeks Tip Drill style.