Archive for February, 2010
Quick Flicks: BET’s Rip The Runway Arrivals
No Kanye? No Rihanna? No problem. BET’s annual church fashion show got its second wind this year thanks largely in part to Nicki Minaj and her assortment of whore couture. Tune in next month to watch Itty Bitty Piggy’s facial ticks and “I’m not being sexy, I’m entertaining” chemistry in action with co-host actor Pooch Hall.
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The Long And Short of Things
Snickers was so excited to get a cerebral massage from Wendell’s rented chest cannons earlier this week that she shared the experience with her fans. Allow me to get my Dr. Oz on, please? A face full of areola is a great substitute for sugary breakfast cereal in the morning but having a man boob plopped on your frown lines has no nutritional value whatsoever. Why waste consumption on empty calories? All in favor of pictures featuring ass chewing say “I”.
Your Daily Tang Multivitamin
Submitted for your approval by Crunkster Ms. Coco, today’s dose of medicine [say it like Plies] boasts the zest of four lemons.
In Case You Missed It: Latarian Is Back For More Hood Rat Stuff
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With his grandmother’s blessing behind him the real life version of Dough Boy put down his favorite chicken wings from Wal-Mart’s award winning deli and picked up a script for Comedy Central’s viral video circus Tosh.0
Jacking For Posts: Punk Wants To Get Married In A Wrestling Ring
From The House of Rhymes With Snitch:
No doubt this is just a case of smack talking to promote his fledgling wrestling career, and lucky for him there’s not much to talk about this morning but David Otunga, who appeared on WWE NXT the other night, says if Jennifer Hudson was game, he’d love to get married in the ring. No lie, I would sooo watch that! Anyway take a look at Dave bragging about himself on the wrestling show the other night.
Freeze Frame: Its The King, Bitch.
If you feeling froggy, jump. More pictures of Tiny, Toya and the OMG Girlz for the taking after the jump.
Chris Brown Weighs In On The Tiger Woods Scandal
The Mechanical Dummy did us all a huge favor by putting the Tiger Woods scandal in perspective during an interview on the radio show Mojo in the Morning, saying “Nobody has the right to place judgment or make any judgment on somebody else’s personal life when they’re not directly involved with them. Whatever his personal life is and I think this goes for me and him – his personal life is his personal life.”
“They might be a fan, or might support what they’re doing but like if he plays golf, that’s his sport, that’s his hobby, that’s his love, that’s what people love him for,” he continued. “They don’t love him for the other stuff that they’re talking about.”
The Rabid Beaver also drew parallels between himself and Chee-tah, commenting “I think, even with me, like I do music, I sing songs, I’m an entertainer, I’m a performer, but people make mistakes. So my hat is off to him – I support him, I hope he gets back on the field and does his thing, because he is the best at it.”
Courtside Candids: Beyonce & Jay-Z
Jay-Z and his prized yaki had a grand ol’ time laughing at random #lilwaynedeeptweets at the game between the Los Angeles Lakers and Dallas Mavericks in Queen Lobster Bisque’s home state on Wednesday. Ain’t love grand?
