Even Kelis had to give herself the side-eye on this one. More life altering fuckery from Knight’s mama ahead.
Flashback: Tyrese Before That Coke Commercial
Tyrese stuck to his goal of becoming a professional singer but like the natural curls in his hair [just press play] it didn’t happen over night. Enjoy!
Freeze Frame: The Big Book of Optical Illusions Never Included Anything Like This
Venus Williams raised eyebrows earlier this week when she donned a pair of flesh colored shorts under her dress while playing at the Australian Open. Chocolate muffins, any one?
Brazen Beauty: Ann Nesby
Thou shall not get hair styled while an episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta is on.
Gospel singer Ann Nesby is a walking example of what happens when you leave Grandma down at Sheniqua’s Track Masters salon unattended. What is suppose to be a routine press and curl can quickly turn into a Jenny Jones makeover.
The Alabama Leprechaun meets Busta Rhymes circa ’96 look may be a bit much for some people but Ann is working and twerking for her Lord. Tabernacle! More flicks of her at Essence’s Black Women In Music event on Wednesday under the cut.
C+D Stocking Stuffers: The Rack Trap
It’s never too early to get a jump start on your Christmas shopping!
Designed for women-on-the-go who like to remain hands free, The Rack Trap is a hypo-allergenic pocket that attaches on the inside of your bra that is capable of carrying cash, credit cards, and even condoms for all of you out there looking to make a few coins in the parking lot after the club shut downs.
I vote yes! I have been guilty of walking around with Bank of America and Verizon towers under my floppy disks when purses are a no go for years. Don’t judge me. If this thing doesn’t smush Newports you already know Megan Good and Amber Rose will fight over the title of official spokeswoman.
Shouts out to Glowstick Maker for bringing this into my world!
Skeet or Delete: Up Out My Face
It comes as a no mistake that a commercial for Pepto-Bismol was shown prior to the first time I watched this Target commercial of a fucking video. Blame Vevo. Nausea, heartburn, indigestion! Upset stomach, diarrhea!
SKEET OR DELETE?
Buzz Notes: Bow Wow’s Tranny Friend To Appear On Upcoming Reality Show?
Listen, I pay Shad Moss as much attention as Aretha gives her blood pressure but the following is worth a read if you are in the mood to be entertained. I doubt that this is a legit Twitter account but mess is mess and I am a vessel for fuckery. Crunkster Laurie had this to say about Bow’s alleged tucking boo in an email today:
Hi,
Sandra Rose’s blog has some articles on Nadia/”Bow Wow’s Tranny Friend”. I found her Twitter page and she mentions about being on a reality show called “Boss Ladies”. So I decided to look it up to see if was true. It sure was, I copied and pasted it below. I wonder if she’s gonna talk about any celebrities on the show? My best friend used to go to school with her and everything and emailed her childhood picture (crazy!). Here’s her twitter page its www.twitter.com/BLNadia.
I got the childhood pic if you want it!!
Read the “press release” for the show under the cut.