Burn me at the stake if you must but I have always strongly believed that there are people walking this earth right now who were meant to be one of George Washingston’s slaves.

Which brings me to Greg Oden. God halted production of negroes spirituals like that a week and a day after Jesus walked on water. But with a healthy NBA salary working in his favor, the 22 year old has his fair share of jump-offs and groupies to choose from. Unfortunately, he selected the wrong bitch.

Nude pictures, Media Take Out. You put it together.

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