There is some poor aspiring actress / waitress out there kicking herself for not dividing that pussy for Tiger when she had the opportunity. Next time, don’t be so stingy with the goodies. It could land you on the cover of a Aussie men’s magazine.

“I was attracted to his sarcastic personality. It’s very similar to mine. He can be very funny but he’s quite evasive and quiet at first. I wasn’t necessarily attracted to who he was and what he looked like. It took three days for me to really think, ‘Hey, he’s kinda cute.’”