With gloss on his lips and Nicki Mifraud on his hip, Verdine White [get into the eyebrows!] was a sight to behold at City of Hope’s Music and Entertainment Industry’s Spirit of Life Gala on Wednesday night. While other men his age are desperately trying to set their clocks back by tricking off with younger women this man refuses to be a slave to Father Time! I wonder what’s his secret? If I were a betting woman I would say plenty of pussy and omega-3 vitamins.

Its has got to be a humbling experience to have to stand next to this single serving of  fat-free chocolate mousse. Don’t try this at home.