Styled to resemble fresh fish prison yard fish, a pre-scandal Tiger Woods takes a cue from Gucci Mane for the February issue of Vanity Fair, making the hoes stop breathing while getting a piece of his nipple action. Burrr!

Via Just Jared:

Inside the mag is a full portfolio of never-before-seen photos of a raw, unguarded Tiger.

Pulitzer Prize winner Buzz Bissinger, author of “Friday Night Lights”, reflects on Tiger’s downfall and what his future may hold: “In the end it was the age-old clash of image versus reality…. He deluded himself into thinking he could be something that he wasn’t: untouchable. The greatest feat of his career is that he managed to get away with it for so long in public, the bionic man instead of the human one who hit a fire hydrant.”