After being relieved of his Young Money Diaper Genie duties many people thought Omarion was down for the count. I know I fucking did. But instead of giving up and retreating to shaking it for daddy [Shad Moss or Chris Stokes, you choose one] in order to maintain his lavish lifestyle of high top sneakers and hoodies he went to work – - and even brought his mama down to the welfeyah!
Santa Baby
I will never be alright with the way Ne-Yo holds microphones but that’s neither here nor there.
The spirit of charity and zest go together like Eddie Winslow and ass dust. The Tang Crusader hosted The Compound Foundation’s Third Annual Giving Tour at The Boys and Girls Club in Las Vegas on Sunday. More than 400 youth were given a free lunch, as well as a toy or bicycle while the older kids received a new MP3 player. The day of fun included 3-on-3 basketball and group dance competitions spun by a popular DJ, guest community speakers, and performances from young local artists.
Applaud that catfish.
Whenever I Play With My Food Real Good . . . Creole!
As we journey forward to closing out another decade Queen Lobster Bisque continues to kill the talent portion of the Universoul Creole competition. After dining at an Italian restaurant with her husband on Thursday she created this future Quacker Factory pullover fleece and matching sweatband with her leftovers. It’s not cute to mock former Destiny’s Child members by sending this shit back to the kitchen when you know they are on dish duty.
[Images via Sandra Rose / Eater NY]
Like A Rhinestone Cowboy
This is what winning the lottery must feel like.
If I were to walk away from WordPress right now and never look back it would be okay because I got my life handed to me with the promise of making it inside the pearly gates. Verdine White gave us all another reason to press on when he was spotted by the paparazzi living and twirling while exiting Barney’s on Friday. Prepare to fight to the death over the bulge in his pants like it was the last slice of holiday ham. You just thought you were going to come in and take it didn’t you?
What ya’ll niggas want? Can’t touch. © Eve Jihan Jeffers
*The last two posts are in no shape or form shade to Michelle Williams. It’s all pure coincidence, really.
Jacking For Posts: Get Your Shit And Get Out!
I was in and out late last week spreading holiday cheer [also known as participating in hoe shit] so this piece of devastating news managed to slip by me. Praise Sweet Minty Jesus for The Fury:
If you are trying to escape from The Wig Crypt, the time is now. Seems like The Creole Dynasty is distracted!
Tina Knowles filed divorce papers in Harris County, Texas last month, in an attempt to end their almost 31-year marriage. In the documents, it says Tina and Matthew “ceased to live together as husband and wife on or about January 5, 2009″ — the exact day of their 30th wedding anniversary.
Friday Fuckery: Meet The 4 Year Old Drunk Grinch
Go ahead and give yourself a round of applause! This has surpassed Aleyxxs K. Tylor’s and her Vagina Power to become the most requested video in Crunkland’s history.
Hayden Smith was found wandering his Chattanooga, Tenn-a-key neighborhood in the middle of the night with a beer in hand and wearing a little girl’s dress taken from under a neighbor’s Christmas tree.
Hayden’s mother, 21-year-old April Wright, woke up at 1:45 a.m. and panicked when she realized he was missing. She found Hayden, drunk, outside the house drinking a 12-ounce can of beer Tuesday. He got the beer out of a cooler behind the house. Wright said that all the doors to her house are child-proof but Hayden broke a mechanism on one of the doorknobs to get out.
Investigators say Hayden sneaked into a neighbor’s house through an unlocked door, and stole five Christmas gifts, including the dress he was wearing when he was picked up by police.
Its not uncommon for the little boy to run away because he is “trying to find his father,” according to Wright. “He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that’s where his daddy is.”
Is it too early for an intervention?
News Break: Shane Sparks From America’s Best Dance Crew Arrested For Alleged Child Molestation
What. The. Fuck. 2009.
Shane Sparks — a judge on the MTV show “America’s Best Dance Crew” — has been arrested and charged with 9 counts of child molestation.
The LAPD took Sparks into custody at 8AM PT this morning on a felony warrant charging him with molestation.
The alleged incidents began occurring in 1994. According to the criminal complaint Shane allegedly committed the crimes of lewd acts upon a child — all felonies.
The criminal complaint — filed by the L.A. County District Attorney’s office — lists 9 incidents of alleged molestation with an underage girl.