After praying and asking Sweet Minty Jesus for some GPS like guidance following yesterday’s traumatic B5 post I have decided to press on but I’m still not convinced that all is right in the world. For example:

Fresh,

Um why you aint tell us Mary done slapped the Hindu out of Kendu? She said don’t “Understand estimate my intelligents.” I’m gone need for you to investigate this and post this vid so we can evaluate this slap.

1. Was that D’Wayne Wade trying to break it up? (Snickering)
2. Was that Beyonce in the corner doing the “Auntie Body Rock?”
3. Jay-Z, caught with mouth opum, lup hangin and on his way to a liver lipped drool? Bwah stop. (Sigh)
4. There were some old azz people at this party.

*Bonus: She slapped him with leather gloves on, Lord I would have died if she would have tugged each finger, took that glove off and slapped him like a true dignitary. “I was yo lover and yo seke-tere.”

- – Dr. What