Touch me in the morning and then just walk away! While I was out of the cunt-tree over the holidays longtime friend in the head and C+D supporter Nikki from The Infinite Ink was out getting her two step on with Atlanta’s elite. Allow her to explain:

So I’m kickin’ it at this high school alumni soiree in Jackson, Mississippi with some friends on Saturday night, the day after Christmas. We’d been drinking, dancing and having a good time and in walks this guy that my brother knows. My brother daps him up, but the guy brought a friend with him to the party. I look over to my girls and say, “I must have had one too many Mojitos. That guy with my brother’s friend looks like Dwight from
Real Housewives of Atlanta.”

Lawd, I damn near fell out because it ended up being DWIGHT! He was really cool. He never once got upset no matter how many people asked him to take photos with them. He danced his ass off pretty much all night, even I got to dance with him at one point during the night. He bugged me out when he tried to “butch it up” when the DJ played crunk music, but as soon as the DJ played “Get Me Bodied”, Dwight let all of his inhibitions go and turned into Mr. Fabulous!

I will say this though, you know how tight his skin looks on television? Well, his syringes filled with Botox must have been lost at baggage claim, because his face was drooping in person. He was real good people though. Oh, forgot to mention that I saw Rev. Leon at the party too. And here’s a pic of Dwight with my girl Myra at the party. Normally I’d have a camera with me at those types of functions, but I didn’t want to be bogged down with gear because I wanted to dance, so here’s the pic from an iPhone.