This is what winning the lottery must feel like.

If I were to walk away from Wordpress right now and never look back it would be okay because I got my life handed to me with the promise of making it inside the pearly gates. Verdine White gave us all another reason to press on when he was spotted by the paparazzi living and twirling while exiting Barney’s on Friday. Prepare to fight to the death over the bulge in his pants like it was the last slice of holiday ham. You just thought you were going to come in and take it didn’t you?

What ya’ll niggas want? Can’t touch. © Eve Jihan Jeffers

*The last two posts are in no shape or form shade to Michelle Williams. It’s all pure coincidence, really.