Go ahead and give yourself a round of applause! This has surpassed Aleyxxs K. Tylor’s and her Vagina Power to become the most requested video in Crunkland’s history.

Hayden Smith was found wandering his Chattanooga, Tenn-a-key neighborhood in the middle of the night with a beer in hand and wearing a little girl’s dress taken from under a neighbor’s Christmas tree.

Hayden’s mother, 21-year-old April Wright, woke up at 1:45 a.m. and panicked when she realized he was missing. She found Hayden, drunk, outside the house drinking a 12-ounce can of beer Tuesday. He got the beer out of a cooler behind the house. Wright said that all the doors to her house are child-proof but Hayden broke a mechanism on one of the doorknobs to get out.

Investigators say Hayden sneaked into a neighbor’s house through an unlocked door, and stole five Christmas gifts, including the dress he was wearing when he was picked up by police.

Its not uncommon for the little boy to run away because he is “trying to find his father,” according to Wright. “He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that’s where his daddy is.”

Is it too early for an intervention?