Now this is a real  challenge.

My arms are too short to box with God but just the right wing span for knocking Coolio dead in the face for putting his hairline through this torture! Rhymes With Snitch [the same spot I lifted this picture from] reports that people would rather watch Keyshia Coleslaw serenade a BBQ pulled pork sandwich than watch his upcoming boxing match, but I think son has way bigger problems on his hands.