As a Team Chunk all-star I know the mental war that occurs when you are force to decide on choosing  just one dessert to take back to your table while on a romantic first date at Golden Corral [you don't want to look too greedy the first time around], so trust me when I say that I’m laying down in the fucking trenches of my brain clutching my m-16. I want to collect them all like Pokemon cards!

I need Jesus to carry me and leave his footprints in the sand. All praises due to Freddy O for providing today’s glucose!

There’s a 4th Kardashian?

Atlanta’s new mayor on the left, a reason to throw shade on the right.

Flower power and sequins.