Last night’s launch party for A&E’s The Jacksons: A Family Dynasty was a melange of irrelevant souls and faces from the milk carton. Any time Eddie Winslow and Cochise show up for the same event its a fucking problem, son. Although the latter does play an instrumental role in Jackson Family pop culture history. He put a face to the physical and psychological abuse for many of us. The fuck has Eddie Winslow accomplish  in the past decade outside of trying to wife Superhead and that one church movie?

I have decided not to label the gallery pictures because, well, this is one of those rare occasions where not knowing anybody at a party works in your favor.