After being denied access inside Jay-Z’s exclusive star studded birthday bash multiple times, Baller Alert reports that disgraced chief minister of the Turks and Caicos Islands / First Lady Diamond’s sponsor Michael Misick rented a nearby villa and hosted a yacht party for himself instead. I am not much of a celebrity ass kisser but I would rather crack lobsters open with Kanye than fight over the last scoop of potted meat with Rocsi.

[Via Rhymes with Snitch]