Killin’ you hoes in my Jncos game proper.

It would be impossible for me to take away all of Michael Jordan’s hardwood accomplishments [both on the court and off - - ask them hoes about him] with a couple of keystrokes but this shit right here? Not even on laundry day. Let this be a lesson for those in search for a Christmas gift for their Pops this holiday season: No good can become of shopping in the men’s section at CitiTrends!