My Curious Case of the Cottles have me feeling almost as awful as Mama T-Pain’s quick weave looks [almost] but the possibility of  Aretha’s titty balls emancipating themselves from mental slavery has perked me up for now.

With a choir backing her up and her nipples swinging lower than a sweet chariot, the love of Catfish Wilkerson’s life brought the house [and thankfully not the stage] down at the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting event on Wednesday night. Rachel Zoe, get you a piece whore!