Leave it up to Rich to do some slick shit. I bow down humbly before thee and present the Gift of Virgo. From The House of Four Four:

A new Beyoncé live DVD release means a new chance to crack this madwoman open and see what the hell makes her tick. Via I Am…Yours, she is mine.

If and when aliens come to Earth, I want to send Beyoncé to meet them just to fuck with their giant alien heads. Hopefully, she will bring her wind machine and clown makeup.