Archive for December, 2009

Quick Quotes: Teddy Riley

When Teddy said he was ready with the one two checker he wasn’t talking about throwing a two piece to somebody’s face. The singer / producer has released a statement in response of recent allegations that he psychically assaulted his daughters after an evening full of drama – - that all played out on Twitter.

teddy1 Quick Quotes: Teddy RileyDue to recent events, I am compelled to respond in detail to accusations made against me, by my daughters.

I love my Daughters, but I will not allow my children to disrespect me in my home. Contrary to what I have been accused of, I would never beat my children.

Perhaps, I should have been a stronger disciplinarian as they were growing up. I worked very hard so that my children would want for nothing.

In hindsight, I see that it was a mistake to give them everything they wanted so that they could have the childhood I never had. Unfortunately, they have taken me, and the privileged life I have given them, completely for granted.

Instead of being appreciative and realizing how fortunate they are, my children have an inflated sense of entitlement and expectation without having to work or earn their way.

However, my ‘children’ are no longer children, they are adults and I am trying to instill in them values and a work ethic of their own. My mother always told me “too many grown people can’t live in one house” so I encourage them to have their own homes if they cannot abide by the rules of mine. I am not an uptight Dad, I am as hip as they come but I will not tolerate being taken advantage of or disrespected, especially in my home.

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Jacking For Posts: One Big Ass Happy Family

My television has been AWF since Snooki got Kendu’d on MTV’s Jersey Shore, but Maurice Garland just gave me a reason to believe again . . . and kick start my diet.

Tonight, TLC will be premiering a new show, One Big Happy Family, that centers around The Coles…an obese family looking to change their ways.

Automatically I know some Black folks are going to cry fowl…er, foul. What do ya’ll think when you see this? Personally, it looks like a real life Meet The Browns/House of Payne.

“Imma work off these pancakes” is my new go to excuse!

Separated At Birth: Elgin Charles + Nicki Minaj

help Separated At Birth: Elgin Charles + Nicki Minaj

Elgin’s authentic locks > Itty Bitty Piggy’s Pay-Per-View hairline

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Faces From The Milk Carton: Lisa Bonet

WHOLE FOOD Faces From The Milk Carton: Lisa Bonet

Lisa Bonet along with her boyfriend, Jason Momoa and daughter Zoe Kravitz were photographed having fun with a camera phone following their lunch at Axe in Venice, California. Girl, I guess.

Day Late, Dollar Short: K-Ci’s Revenge

After praying and asking Sweet Minty Jesus for some GPS like guidance following yesterday’s traumatic B5 post I have decided to press on but I’m still not convinced that all is right in the world. For example:


Fresh,

Um why you aint tell us Mary done slapped the Hindu out of Kendu? She said don’t “Understand estimate my intelligents.” I’m gone need for you to investigate this and post this vid so we can evaluate this slap.

1. Was that D’Wayne Wade trying to break it up? (Snickering)
2. Was that Beyonce in the corner doing the “Auntie Body Rock?”
3. Jay-Z, caught with mouth opum, lup hangin and on his way to a liver lipped drool? Bwah stop. (Sigh)
4. There were some old azz people at this party.

*Bonus: She slapped him with leather gloves on, Lord I would have died if she would have tugged each finger, took that glove off and slapped him like a true dignitary. “I was yo lover and yo seke-tere.”

- – Dr. What

Faces From The Milk Carton: B5

b 4 Faces From The Milk Carton: B5

Don’t  already have a reason to hate Diddy and everything he stands for this week? This shit right here should suffice. From the cradle . . .

NO Faces From The Milk Carton: B5

To the grave.

Norwood Young’s Twat Before Christmas

norwood party Norwood Youngs Twat Before Christmas

I may push the boundaries when it comes to immature coverage of media topics but I will never fuck up the natural order of tang. And you can believe that more than you believe in Jesus. © Ray Charles

While Dwight was down in The Sip flapping his wings, the Black Radiance version of Bruce Jenner hosted his annual All Zest Everything Christmas party in Beverly Hills. Luenell, Natalie Cole, Nicole Murphy, Michael Strahan and others [and when I say others, I really fucking mean others] got into the Christmas spirit by sipping egg nog spiked with Norwood’s sperm inside his palatial palace.  Break out the mistletoe and check out more flicks under the cut.

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Journeys In Crunk: I Partied With Dwight From RHOA For Christmas

dwight myra Journeys In Crunk: I Partied With Dwight From RHOA For Christmas

Touch me in the morning and then just walk away! While I was out of the cunt-tree over the holidays longtime friend in the head and C+D supporter Nikki from The Infinite Ink was out getting her two step on with Atlanta’s elite. Allow her to explain:

So I’m kickin’ it at this high school alumni soiree in Jackson, Mississippi with some friends on Saturday night, the day after Christmas. We’d been drinking, dancing and having a good time and in walks this guy that my brother knows. My brother daps him up, but the guy brought a friend with him to the party. I look over to my girls and say, “I must have had one too many Mojitos. That guy with my brother’s friend looks like Dwight from
Real Housewives of Atlanta.”

Lawd, I damn near fell out because it ended up being DWIGHT! He was really cool. He never once got upset no matter how many people asked him to take photos with them. He danced his ass off pretty much all night, even I got to dance with him at one point during the night. He bugged me out when he tried to “butch it up” when the DJ played crunk music, but as soon as the DJ played “Get Me Bodied”, Dwight let all of his inhibitions go and turned into Mr. Fabulous!

I will say this though, you know how tight his skin looks on television? Well, his syringes filled with Botox must have been lost at baggage claim, because his face was drooping in person. He was real good people though. Oh, forgot to mention that I saw Rev. Leon at the party too. And here’s a pic of Dwight with my girl Myra at the party. Normally I’d have a camera with me at those types of functions, but I didn’t want to be bogged down with gear because I wanted to dance, so here’s the pic from an iPhone.

Buzz Notes: T.I. Released From Prison, Jennifer Hudson Not Pregnant

TI TINY Buzz Notes: T.I. Released From Prison, Jennifer Hudson Not Pregnant

Pig in the blankets for everybody!

T.I. was released from prison Tuesday and will serve out the remainder of his sentence on gun charges at a halfway house, the Associated Press reports.

The rapper, whose real name is Clifford Harris, left federal prison in Arkansas and will move into the Dismas Charities halfway house in Atlanta, where he will stay for up to three months. [SOURCE]

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Crunkland Submitted: 2010 Mo’ Money Tax Commercial Is Here!

Ahh, it’s that time of year again. The season that keeps me with a smile cause I can get an extra couple of G’s claimin your child. Another thing I look forward to is the annual coonery that is considered advertising by Mo’ Money Taxes. Enjoy!

- – Damika

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