Archive for December, 2009

Quick Quotes: Teddy Riley

When Teddy said he was ready with the one two checker he wasn’t talking about throwing a two piece to somebody’s face. The singer / producer has released a statement in response of recent allegations that he psychically assaulted his daughters after an evening full of drama – - that all played out on Twitter.

teddy1 Quick Quotes: Teddy RileyDue to recent events, I am compelled to respond in detail to accusations made against me, by my daughters.

I love my Daughters, but I will not allow my children to disrespect me in my home. Contrary to what I have been accused of, I would never beat my children.

Perhaps, I should have been a stronger disciplinarian as they were growing up. I worked very hard so that my children would want for nothing.

In hindsight, I see that it was a mistake to give them everything they wanted so that they could have the childhood I never had. Unfortunately, they have taken me, and the privileged life I have given them, completely for granted.

Instead of being appreciative and realizing how fortunate they are, my children have an inflated sense of entitlement and expectation without having to work or earn their way.

However, my ‘children’ are no longer children, they are adults and I am trying to instill in them values and a work ethic of their own. My mother always told me “too many grown people can’t live in one house” so I encourage them to have their own homes if they cannot abide by the rules of mine. I am not an uptight Dad, I am as hip as they come but I will not tolerate being taken advantage of or disrespected, especially in my home.

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Jacking For Posts: One Big Ass Happy Family

My television has been AWF since Snooki got Kendu’d on MTV’s Jersey Shore, but Maurice Garland just gave me a reason to believe again . . . and kick start my diet.

Tonight, TLC will be premiering a new show, One Big Happy Family, that centers around The Coles…an obese family looking to change their ways.

Automatically I know some Black folks are going to cry fowl…er, foul. What do ya’ll think when you see this? Personally, it looks like a real life Meet The Browns/House of Payne.

“Imma work off these pancakes” is my new go to excuse!

Separated At Birth: Elgin Charles + Nicki Minaj

help Separated At Birth: Elgin Charles + Nicki Minaj

Elgin’s authentic locks > Itty Bitty Piggy’s Pay-Per-View hairline

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Faces From The Milk Carton: Lisa Bonet

WHOLE FOOD Faces From The Milk Carton: Lisa Bonet

Lisa Bonet along with her boyfriend, Jason Momoa and daughter Zoe Kravitz were photographed having fun with a camera phone following their lunch at Axe in Venice, California. Girl, I guess.

Day Late, Dollar Short: K-Ci’s Revenge

After praying and asking Sweet Minty Jesus for some GPS like guidance following yesterday’s traumatic B5 post I have decided to press on but I’m still not convinced that all is right in the world. For example:


Fresh,

Um why you aint tell us Mary done slapped the Hindu out of Kendu? She said don’t “Understand estimate my intelligents.” I’m gone need for you to investigate this and post this vid so we can evaluate this slap.

1. Was that D’Wayne Wade trying to break it up? (Snickering)
2. Was that Beyonce in the corner doing the “Auntie Body Rock?”
3. Jay-Z, caught with mouth opum, lup hangin and on his way to a liver lipped drool? Bwah stop. (Sigh)
4. There were some old azz people at this party.

*Bonus: She slapped him with leather gloves on, Lord I would have died if she would have tugged each finger, took that glove off and slapped him like a true dignitary. “I was yo lover and yo seke-tere.”

- – Dr. What

Faces From The Milk Carton: B5

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Don’t  already have a reason to hate Diddy and everything he stands for this week? This shit right here should suffice. From the cradle . . .

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To the grave.

Norwood Young’s Twat Before Christmas

norwood party Norwood Youngs Twat Before Christmas

I may push the boundaries when it comes to immature coverage of media topics but I will never fuck up the natural order of tang. And you can believe that more than you believe in Jesus. © Ray Charles

While Dwight was down in The Sip flapping his wings, the Black Radiance version of Bruce Jenner hosted his annual All Zest Everything Christmas party in Beverly Hills. Luenell, Natalie Cole, Nicole Murphy, Michael Strahan and others [and when I say others, I really fucking mean others] got into the Christmas spirit by sipping egg nog spiked with Norwood’s sperm inside his palatial palace.  Break out the mistletoe and check out more flicks under the cut.

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