You either love or hate New Orleans bounce music. The syncopated rhyme patterns delivered over dizzying beats can be difficult for outside ears to decipher but fortunately fuckery is a universal language that needs no interpreter.

Take a note out of your cousin’s handbook and wow your family and friends at Thanksgiving Dinner by freestyling about the food dishes on the table. Just remember that if it doesn’t go over well don’t blame it on the lettuce, don’t blame it on the tomato. Shouts out to my lil’ double roast beef anon nymous for submitting my new ringtone.

Monster With Da Fade > The Fame Monster. Belee dat!