Gravity is not a girl’s best friend.

At the tender age of 23 [or so she claims] GaGa has reached critical mass.  Everybody from Bono to Kanye have sung her praises this year, and was even introduced at the Human Rights Campaign’s 13th Annual National Dinner by President Obama. Although she can convince America to “Just Dance” or never see her “Poker Face” she can’t get her mammaries to stay put. Those things are falling quicker than Drake during a performance with Young Money.

Allah is not pleased. Jermaine Jackson knows this.