Who the fuck is Veronica Lake? Get into the hair for a moment.

Now chew this ass.

After watching her 2009 Grammy Special my respect for Katie Couric runs deep. Anybody capable of walking away unscathed after sitting across from The Pussy Monster in a hotel room deserves all the riches this side of creation has to offer. But long before [okay, three years] she was introduced to Dwayne Carter our friend in the head was already familiar with the term pussy popping.

Get you a piece, whore!

Flicks of Miss Katie celebrating her September 2006 debut as anchor of the CBS Evening News made their way to Facebook and I am shocked and appalled . . . that this shit didn’t come out earlier! You better perform for the Gods, Miss Katie. I wonder what type of playlist she has on her iPod. You can’t slow twerk to The Best of Journey quite like this.

Photos + Ying Yang reference via O Hell Nawl!