I look forward to the day when I can break my silence about all my past failed relationships with synthetic wigs. There will be tears, proclamations about my inner, and heavy breathing.

While I wait for that call, Janet Jackson will give her first extended sit-down interview since the death of her big bro Michael back in June. The one-hour long special with ABC correspondent Robin Roberts will air the day after [November 18] Damita Jo’s new greatest hits compilation, Number Ones, hits stores.