Rewind: Ciara Works In Her New Verizon LG Chocolate Commercial

I was in the middle of a saucy fantasy sequence featuring my boo Kennis from I Want To Work For Diddy when Uncle Cecil and her crew of butch queens started gyrating their nuts at the customer service counter popped up on my television screen last night. She has been living a Metro PCS lifestyle for months now so I simply cannot approve this endorsement.

The next best thing to Ciara herself is Khia. Well?