LaLa has been keeping her head above water in Hollywood in the past few months by launching a personal website, arguing with drunk fans at basketball games, helping Ciara peel potatoes in Kim Kardashian’s basement in exchange for publicity and hand me downs, sweeping the sidewalk in front of the Ivy, and making regularly appearances on VH1 celebreality shows as a special guest.

The girl has a serious case of the grind flu. If you want a verified badge on Twitter you gotta work haaaaaard for it. That’s why I am up early today, shit.

The casting couch gods have bestowed their good favor on Carmelo’s eternal fiancee. She was conveniently photographed exiting CBS Studios on Thursday evening clutching a script for CSI:NY and a random flower arrangement, most likely a congratulatory gift for landing the gig.  Her days as the night shift manager at Whole Foods are almost over.