I initially wanted to name this post The Princess and the Frog but that wouldn’t be right to Digimon.

With gloss on her lips and a man on her hips* Kimora wrangled up her Baby Kenzo feeders and traveled to London to attend the Harrods Emerald Ball. I will never understand this couple but I can live with that. What I can’t live with however is Mo-apostrophe-Nique’s 40 yard dash up the stairs in the commercial for Precious. It was powerful the first time but not so much now.

* That’s my last Beyonce reference for the day, I promise.