Justin: Her face is very . . . sculptured. Seeing how Eddie’s preference is for the home team, I can see why he married her.

Fresh: Their daughter Bria is playing Gucci Mane’s love interest in his upcoming video with Usher. Parental Fail.

Justin: OMG, how old is she?

Fresh: I believe she is legal . . . but still. A Gucci Mane video can’t look good on anybody’s resume. Well, unless you’re OJ Da Juice Man.

Justin: Wow, you would think since Eddie Murphy is her father she could get juicier roles. This recession got everybody doing strange thangs for some change.

Fresh: I guess she said fuck holding out for an Omarion video.