Long after the white crust that has been posted up in the corners of his mouth has been dabbed away with the spit of the Creator Almighty himself, Lil’ Boosie will be remembered as one of this most enigmatic public figures to ever wear Coogi.

All. Year. Long. Even. After. Income. Tax. Season. Bitch.

Sadly, Torrence will soon face a 10 month bid in the clink stemming from gun and drug charges. In an interview with Maurice Garland for Ozone Magazine he explains that if you happen to come across him on the street, hold your well wishes and look in the opposite direction.

“Nigga fuck you, don’t worry about if my head up, suck my dick. Bitch I’m the one that gotta do this time . . . None of ya’ll gonna be in that bitch. Ya’ll gonna be home still wiping yall ass with Charmin. If my head is down or I’m looking mad, bitch, look the other way and don’t tell me shit. Keep your head up, nigga fuck all that.”

Thanks Miss Jia for the heads up!

BITCH, I AIN’T FRIENDLY! RATING [OUT OF 5]