After enjoying a refreshing taste [or hit] of his vice of choice, the newly appointed Mayor of Crunkland soulfully belts out his own special rendition of Michael Jackson’s “You Are Not Alone” in today’s clip. Why can’t my trips to the Variety Store be this eventful is the only question I ask.

I would pay my weight in hog maws and dumplings to have him make a visit to my Sunday School class and teach the children “Joyful, Joyful.”

Thanks Big Lil’ Kim!