Mathew Knowles  can’t seem to keep all that good dick to himself! The creole pussy slayer was slapped with a paternity suit last week by Alexsandra Wright in L.A. County Superior Court. Wright, who is currently 6 months pregnant, filed the case last week, alleges Knowles is the father. Sources say Wright is being represented by Neal Hersh, who is also repping Lamar Odom in the prenup negotiations with Khloe Kardashian.

Sham. Fucking. Wow.

Papa Joe 2.0 has always been uber swift to come to the defense of the Killer Kreole Kartel when rumors have surfaced online, so I am going to have to believe that he was out giving all access passes to his amusement park until he writes an angry email to TMZ.