It was my understanding that Ashanti’s big little sister Shi Shi dipped Nelly in some Polynesian sauce from Chik-Fil-A and ate him immediately after he split from her kinfolk but I guess I was wrong. Here he is looking like he needs a hug from heaven on Friday. Poor Cornell can’t catch a hit since white folks got introduced to Flo Rida. But don’t cry for him, Argentina. That Apple Bottom moolah is still correct thanks largely in part to your wonderful cousins.