Since the VH1 Hip Hop Honors celebrating Def Jam Records wasn’t broadcast live this evening [the show airs October 13], I thought I was going to be spared the fuckery for a little while.

I was fucking wrong.

Foxy Brown showed up looking like Neffe’s closet threw up on her. Wearing a corset, a tight 5th Sunday black skirt, and yaki that has been stagnant and empty of life for the last decade, she was all smiles as the cameras clicked away. Appearing the same day at a huge event that supposed “sex tape pics” appears on the web does not make you a-lister, Foxy. I bet she wishes it was 1999 again.