Fresh: Raven looking like she got caught up in the middle of doing some hoe shit.

Justin: Of course she was. Her makeup, with the smokey eyes scream “inappropiate behavior outside nightclub” or “I’m going to prove to you daddy just how naughty I am.”

Fresh: That Miley Cyrus camera phone shit.

Justin: Or Willie from Day 26.

Fresh: Who is that in the backseat? I don’t recall ever seeing him on an episode of Hangin With Mr. Cooper.

Justin: Leave Raven alone, she can date or do funky stuff with kids outside of the Disney stable.

Fresh: Would you smash little Olivia?

Justin: Yeah I would actually. She has a good credit score and I wouldn’t have to worry about my student loans.

Fresh: But what about just for the touch and feel of that cotton between them thighs?

Justin: So I can be suffocated?

Fresh: She lost weight though!

Justin: I guess I would, I’m in my twenties and I’m a pretty adventurous guy.

Fresh: I dont think you would be a good fit for her in the long run though. You got the Inglorious Beaver’s number?

Justin: I think Raven could handle Chris Brown. He does like girls with them light eyes. Plus I think she can adapt to his lifestyle. She can produce a Disney show focused on forest animals starring him. It can allow him to rehabilitate his public image and she can make more money. A good look for both.

Fresh: Sick and filthy . . . but I could see it happening.