I haven’t wasted bandwidth on Kim Kardashian in months. When she and Reggie Bush called it quits earlier this summer I looked the other way. When she dyed her hair blonde I shrugged my shoulders and thought to myself “whores for propaganda gotta stay relevant some how.” And then when Uncle Cecil started carrying her shopping bags down Rodeo Drive I just laughed and continued on with me day.

But this America’s Next Top Fail shit right here . . .

Discuss.