Details of Chris Brown’s Community Service

Rodents are very independent creatures. So, when I got word of the details of his community service, my heart skipped. Where is the blue bowtie of courage when you need it?

According to TMZ:

Brown will begin his 8-hour work day at 8:00 AM when a Department of Corrections bus picks him up, along with 30-40 other offenders. Brown will wear a reflective orange vest and pick up trash and litter along highways and roads. He’ll also have to trim brush along medians, remove gang graffiti from the VCU campus, and wash the inside and outside of law enforcement vehicles. Richmond City Councilman Doug Conner says Brown will be kept “under the watchful eye of a supervisor” to make sure he doesn’t cut any corners.

I know that pics of his community service will be leaked due to stans, fans, haters, and other assortment of people interested in this story. Lets us be tactful, and remember not to take pics while he is building dams. Beavers are sensitive to flashing lights.