Lips bussin,’ eyes poppin’. (c) Linnethia Leakes

A Florida man was arrested after he called 911 – not once, but twice – to complain he was hungry, authorities said Friday.

Benjamin Dewer, 26, summoned the cops early Wednesday and when they arrived, he told them: “I need a ride to the park and I’m hungry.” Officers left but the ever-persistent Dewer phoned again with the same “emergency.”

This time police gave him a ride – to jail.

Dewer was being held at the Palm Beach County Jail – where he’ll get three squares a day – in lieu of $1,000 bond.  In a less-than-shocking twist, police said Dewer was apparently drunk when he made the calls. [source]