When Caster Semenya was named the world’s fastest 800m female runner at the 12th IAAF World Championships in August millions of eyes were fixated on her crouch area rather than her gold medal. Sick and filthy of trying to prove that she doesn’t have a chico stick to shake after taking a piss, the 18 year old runner debuted her feminine side in a four page spread for the appropriately titled You magazine. Cause you always got something to say about this here situation!

“I’d like to dress up more often and wear dresses but I never get the chance. I’d also like to learn to do my own make-up,” she tells the magazine. “I am who I am and I am proud of myself,” she added.

The fuck is Lil’ Mama’s excuse, then?

Caster’s outfits for the shoot included black leather trousers with a sequined top, a grey knee-length dress worn with a grey cropped jacket, and a black-and-white cocktail dress worn with stilettos. This should be . . . ah fuck it, I still need more proof. Mama Semenya needs to take her youngin down to the same clinic that NeNe and Curtis got the inside of their mouths swabbed at. We gone take a DNA, too.