I want my bacon back, bacon back, bacon back . . .

In a recent episode of Wife Swap, a Southern family, whose diet consists of calories and deep fried foods, encounters a problem when their “wife for a week” proceeds to throw away the fattening foods from the refrigerator. They raised hell over disposed cans of cheese, and what is the staple of their young son’s diet, bacon. What occurs next is a blow-up of insane proportions, leading to the son leaving the home with his overnight bag.

“BACON IS GOOD FOR ME!”