There comes a time in every little girl’s life where she sets aside dreams of being a princess with a pet pony for more mature things like a pole dancer doll and her first female condom.

Mariah Carey has been walking a Kim Zolick approved tight rope teetering between adolescence and adulthood 15 years now but who are we to force her to choose between the two? I don’t know about you but I gave up a long fucking time ago. Let Mrs. Cannon have her butterflies and bruschetta just as long as she promises to never record a song with Gucci Mane again.

Grab an additional glimpse at this beautiful stuffed pork tenderloin after the jump.