Archive for September, 2009

When Keyshia Was More Neffe And Less Elite

Posted by Fresh on September 30, 2009

KeyLoLo

Before Keyshia Cole got the gap in her front teeth closed and started hanging out with Nicky Hilton she was known throughout the industry as being a young diva bitch in the making. Thankfully as her career continued to blossom she received the media training she was desperately in need of, and is even referred to as the “classy” one in her family, a title I would give Elite if it weren’t for her involvement with The Frankie & Neffe Show.

Watch KeyLoLo push R&B chicks under the bus after the jump.

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Learn From My Mistakes |

Open Air: Trick Daddy’s Thug Holiday

Posted by Fresh on September 30, 2009

Trick Daddy Trick Daddy + Guest

Lower your weapons! Goons love birthday cake, too.

We Do This For The Hood |

Fever Pitch: Amy Winehouse vs. The Notorious B.U.M.

Posted by Fresh on September 30, 2009

Say What Now: “Two front teeth missing and hoes still think I’m gravy / I might not look like I used to I betcha one thing I can still bite my bitch booty . . . ”

Say What Now: “I will never wear my hair out unless I am with the best / Oh snap I never knew that / Well I know that I’m a Jew, well, a Jewmaican / Anyway if you can, ugh, smoke bacon, then, ugh, I reckon that ah ah . . . ”

WHO IS STEAMING UP THE GLASS POT LID MORE?

We Do This For The Hood |

Events: Netflix Outdoor Concert With Jennifer Hudson

Posted by Fresh on September 30, 2009

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A Check Is A Check: DMX

Posted by Fresh on September 30, 2009

Chile . . .

Now that Tashera is out of his life DMX doesn’t have to waste his dollars on buying Feed The Children trucks filled with cans of Puppy Chow and chew toys but his new bitch is probably stressing him out about the latest designer goods.  The things people put former crackheads through to make a quick buck. Don’t tell Frankie about this please. [source]

A Man Down - Code 10 Affair, A check is a check, What's A Goon To A Goblin? |

YouTube Clip of the Day

Posted by Fresh on September 30, 2009

The internet has been rather drab lately, so I have been staying the fuck off of it in an attempt to stay sane, but when I do feel the presence of my fuckery guardian angel I check out The Fury TV. And this video was like chicken noodle soup for the soul.

YAAAAAASSSSS!!! |

Why Wasn’t He Offered Any Chicken?

Posted by J. Cooper on September 29, 2009

angry kanye 1 Why Wasnt He Offered Any Chicken?

Just when me and Fresh was about to lose faith in our fuckery quota being met for the week, Omari comes and saves the day.  Again.

From Vibe.com

According to reports, the rapper showed up over the weekend to Common’s highly publicized benefit show at the Hollywood Palladium, and threw another one of his egotistical tantrums backstage.

The rapper was allegedly upset over his not being offered food while in the dressing room backstage. After spotting a man eating chicken, West blurted, “Why wasn’t I offered chicken? You want me to perform for free, [and] everyone is eating… why am I not eating?”

When the waitress explained that he never asked for food, ‘Ye yelled, “Well, I’m asking now!” After receiving chicken, he allegedly proceeded to take a bite and then throw the rest in the trash. Meanwhile, the rapper’s beau Amber Rose, stood silent, while other celebrities backstage watched in awe.

I thought after the dressing down Leno gave homeboy would have changed things for the better. Doesn’t Leno know you can’t tame an angry diva?

Bitch You See Me, Its Fun To Do Hood Rat Stuff, Niggatry At Its Finest |
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Crunkland Submitted: Raz-B’s Glorious Side-eye

Posted by Fresh on September 29, 2009

sick & filthy.

Fresh,

So there I was watching the Noah’s Arc episode guest-starring (the term starring is being used loosely) Raz-B when along came this feverish glare. In this scene Raz-’s character is grappling with the news that he is HIV-positive. Just looking at the picture though, you’d think it was Chris Stokes trying to reassure him that all managers fondle members of their boy bands.

G.G.

Raw Emotion At Its Finest, Shady Queens, Side Eye Deluxe |

From The C+D Vault: Can K-Ci Get A Witness?

Posted by J. Cooper on September 29, 2009

They say you have to look to the past in order to see the future.

We don’t take that saying lightly here at Crunk and Disorderly. Its important, no imperative that we reflect on the fuckery that came before these modern times filled with stuck-up trannies [Ciara], attention-seeking bowties [Chris and Tristan] and scandalous heathens [Lil Mama at the MTV awards]. Without further adieu, click play on one of our favorite YouTube vids. Crackheads never cease to amuse me.

Finally some real talent |

Back & Fourth: Tristan’s Red Bowtie

Posted by Fresh on September 29, 2009

tristan1 Back & Fourth: Tristans Red Bowtie

Fresh: He looks like an extra from the “Roses” video. What is he trying to prove here?

Justin: I guess he’s trying bridge the world of hip-hop attire and evening wear fashions. I know Chris Brown’s blue bow tie is throwing all types of shade right now.

Fresh: I just want to know the thought process that goes on behind selecting an outfit like this.

Justin: Well its simple. Glowstick club mimicking + boldness + attention seeking – common sense = Tristan’s outfit.

Back & Fourth, From The Fabulous Desk of Freshdre Leon Talley |

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