After Bow Wow’s main squeeze was “rumored” to be dropped from Young Money [Lauren London’s sperm donor don’t play!] a new song popped up on the internet declaring his love for Tyra. Tyra Banks. Tyra “Smile with your eyes” Banks.

In the song, Bow Wow throws out lyrics such as “you old enough to be my momma” [that’s not a compliment] and “she’s a Sagittarius.” You know, stupid crap. The song sounds like it was made on his laptop as soon as he was added to the Young Money roster. Me hopes that homeboy don’t move too fast: His boo paid the ultimate price for releasing his shit without permission from the Grand Gremlin.

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