The Peep Toe Slingbacks Queen André Leon Talley To Judge Miss Universe Pageant

GIRLS. ALL. PAUSE.

Vulgar kimonos, crusty evening gowns, and accents make up only a small fraction of reasons to watch this year’s Miss Universe pageant, airing Sunday night at 9. Just a day ahead of his boss Anna Wintour’s appearance on Letterman, André Leon Talley will judge the pageant, held at the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas. Assessing which overly spray-tanned woman fannies about in garments that look like they came from a Vegas casino gift shop the best while stationed in the cruise ship of resorts doesn’t seem like a very Vogue thing to do. But as we said of Anna, it’s about time he embraced his celebrity beyond scant red-carpet photo ops. Hopefully he’s sensible enough to wear one of his signature graduation robes instead of a croc coat — something that breathes. [source]

The website listed Kizzy Rowland performing her dance hit “When Love Takes Over” with David Guetta as another reason to tune in but . . .