Jazmine Sullivan has more talent in her left nipple than most pretty young things could ever wish or fuck Diddy for but her vocal prowess isn’t the only thing grabbing our attention.

Fresh: Never mind her ratchet wondering eye or polyester bolero from CitiTrends, get into that hairline. I love Jazmine like cooked food. Hell, as much as she loves cooked food. But would have killed her to put a little Elasta QP Glaze on that thing?

Justin: Her hairline looks like it wants to reach out and touch each other from each side of her forehead

Fresh: She got one of them Mo’Nique joints. The only difference is Mo tames the wolf pussy on her forehead. Now as for her legs . . .

Justin: After Monique shaved her legs, Jazmine put Elmer’s glue on her forehead and rolled around in the fur

Fresh: If she tried to wear a lace front what would the end results look like? I’m sure its hard to cut the lace for a hairline that has more twists and turns than Frankie’s road to sobriety.

Justin: She would end up ripping out her eyebrows if she puts on a lacefront. It would literally have to come down past her forehead to look believable.

Fresh:

Justin: Could you imaging a Jazmine/Drake spawn? The baby would be growing hairs out of each pore. Chewbacca game proper.

Fresh: Stop talking about Teyana like that.