And the march to relevancy lives on. Today, the newest “stars” to join ABC’s Dancing With the Stars has been announced. They are:

• Aaron Carter

• Natalie Coughlin

• Mark Dacascos

• Tom DeLay

• Macy Gray

• Ashley Hamilton

• Melissa Joan Hart

• Kathy Ireland

• Michael Irvin

• Joanna Krupa

• Chuck Liddell

• Debi Mazar

• Mýa

• Kelly Osbourne

• Donny Osmond

• Louie Vito

I can’t even finish out the list without falling into a deep coma. Absolutely boring. Where’s Quween? Where’s Frankie? Where is all the fun people? I guess the most important thing is that Mya can make her car payments with the appearance fee that she’ll be getting. I always try to see the silver lining.