Never mind auntie’s baby toes being smashed like a toddler’s finger in a car door. Agnes Dereon is smiling down from heaven right now.

As I previously predicted, there were no shortage of prominent guts at The 7th Annual Hoodie Awards on Saturday night. A multitude of your cousins traveled from near and far to fill The Mandalay Bay Events Center with fashion fuckery but none shined brighter than Teena Marie. Get you a piece, whore!

I knew someone would take advantage of Wal-Mart getting rid of the fabric department but I never expected it to be someone of the non-creole persuasion.