In case have been doing more important things with your life like assisting Geisha inside her flea market booth or organizing your sock drawer and haven’t had time to visit Omarion’s Wikipedia page fear not, I am here to fill you in like a chola’s eyebrows.

After being dumped on the side of the industry highway by Columbia Records and left to parish in the scorching heat of the sun, Chris Stokes’ most tender roni was picked up by Young Money Records and thrown into a white van Bang Bus style.  He will go on to sing his heart out for Jesus, split babysitting shifts with his new  band of brothers, and live happily ever after.

That is until Lil’ Wayne grows weary of his late night arguments with Shad Moss on iChat and votes him off the island. In the meanwhile he will collect checks with dignity and pride while proving that a certain Fresh Water Beaver isn’t the only animal in the Enchanted Forest that knows how to moonwalk on cue!

Good luck with that.

Clip via Broken Cool