Hello Hollywood: Kanye’s Fairytale Movie

Kanye Omari* West will reunite with Spike Jonze [who also directed the video for "Flashing Lights"] for the upcoming short film ‘We Were Once a Fairytale.’  The flick debuted back in June at the All Tomorrow’s Parties event during The Los Angeles Film Fest and will be available on iTunes starting September 8th.

You don’t have to worry about this little piggy downloading it though. The plot gave me hives and left my face whiter than Gucci Mane’s lips. Via Miss Info:

In the film, Kanye plays himself drunk at a club acting belligerent and boastful, telling starstruck club-goers that the song playing in the club is his. He wanders into a side room where he encounters a beautiful woman. They start having sex and then he passes out on her leopard print dress. When he comes to, he finds himself in the VIP room with his pants down – he was hallucinating and fucking the pillow. The realization startles him and he rushes to the bathroom where he vomits what look like rose petals.

Then it gets weird.

Kanye finds a bowie knife in the bathroom and cuts into his stomach, spilling a torrent of more petals. He digs in the knife deeper and then with his hand rips out a small furry rodent, like a demon, only its quite cute. When Kanye realizes it’s connected to him with an umbilical cord, he pulls it hard, ripping it out of him for good. He then puts the demon on the sink and hands him a tiny bowie knife to fit the critter’s scale who then uses it to commit hari kari.

No shade but the leopard print dress and pillow fucking  all just sounds like another crazy Saturday night in the life of Tyler Perrry, Tyler Perry.

SAD LIL’ MAMA FACE RATING [OUT OF 5]

* Say it like you mean it!