My friend in the head, DMX [don’t judge] was spotted recently at nightclub looking like the mangy dog on the side of the road that hasn’t been fed in days. Sweating, popping, locking, and dropping in VIP with an unknown broad, he turned the crowd on and gave the kids canine fever with a short performance set.

I’m actually jealous cause he seems to have it all: kids, a home, a beautiful brown skin Great Dane named Tasheera [owww!] and a plethora of nut-bucket hoes at his beck and call. It seems that the pitbulls [I’m looking at you Teyana Taylor] are having a fabulous week.