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This is for your daughters shorty, this for your sons
I support single mothers, I’m throwing ones

Today, I was blessed enough [or cursed] to find a gift in my email. It was a new song by Young Cash, featuring T-Pain titled “I Support Single Mothers.” I guess T-Pain didn’t listen to Joe Camel earlier this summer when he officially declared the death of autotune, as Mr. Big Ass Chain himself used the effect to glide effortlessly across the track while Young Cash screamed profusely “money flying everywhere.”

I assume the girls will enjoy this song while bopping in the laps of your grabby uncle at your local strip club, but don’t believe that the song itself will reach the level of “OMG, I have to glide down the strip pole again with my legs spread at a 45 degree angle! ” Only Khia’s “Snatch the Cat Back” can do that.